»JERK«, I’M LEAVING YOU! (ENG)

Spot them before they break you. Leave before you start thinking you’re the crazy one.

$34.90

Head up, my Dear.
If you’ve ever wiped away tears while “just checking if he’s still online”…
If you’ve ever woken up feeling empty, even though someone’s sleeping next to you…
If you’ve asked yourself for the hundredth time why you keep attracting men who are emotionally mature one day a year—like a damn avocado…

Then this is the book that’s about to clean house.
Not in him. In YOU.

 

❗️First things first:

This isn’t a book against men.
This is a book against lies, illusions, and patterns that drain the life out of you.
This is a book against all those types of men you’ve defended too many times.

‍♀️ No, not all men are »jerks«.
But almost every woman has run into that one (or two… or three) who was:

– sweet and attentive… until you spoke your truth,
– seemingly present… until you needed more than “now and then”,
– “deep” and “in a process”… until you held up a mirror and asked, “Can you even have a real conversation?”,
– stupidly charming… until you demanded respect.

That’s when you became “too much.”
“Too intense.”
Or you just disappeared from his life – with his carefully staged silence. Because you stopped playing the role he cast you in.

 

MEN WHO SOUND LIKE:

– “I’m just not ready” (but still loves to f*** and let you feel like home),
– “All my exes were crazy” (yet somehow he’s never at fault),
– “I need space” (unless he needs your bed),
– “I hate drama” (but always leaves emotional wreckage),
– and the gold medalist: “You’re just too much” (of course you are – for a man who’s not enough).

These aren’t stories.
These are real-life »jerks«.
And this book?
It peels them open. Layer by layer.

Their signs. Their games. Their manipulations.
Even that weird “magnetic energy” they used to pull you in… the same one that now hurts like hell.

 

This book was written for you.
And for every friend, sister, mother, daughter, and coworker who’s still waiting for him to change – even though deep down, she already knows: he won’t.

 

WHY THIS EBOOK?

This is the kind of book that belongs on every woman’s shelf, in her drawer, on her phone.
It’s a mirror. A life vest. A gentle slap. A GPS for your emotional survival.

It will shake you.
It might trigger you.
It might even make you whisper:
“Aurora, you’re going too far.”

But only so it can take you closer. To YOU.

 

WHAT YOU’LL GET:

  • 20 types of real-life »jerks« – the kind you’ve definitely met.
    (From ghosters and passive-aggressives to spiritual f***boys and “my exes are all insane” guys.)
  • Exactly how to spot them, how it starts, how it ends – if you don’t act.
  • Brutally clear action steps to get OUT.
    Not “be gentle”, but: “Say this. Walk away. Shut the door.”
  • True stories from real women – you’ve heard them… maybe lived them.

 

EXTRA BONUSES:

7 most dangerous types of men – not just drama, but serious emotional (and sometimes physical) danger.
Includes a crisis plan: what to do, where to go, how to get out. Fast.

Quiz: What kind of »jerks« do YOU attract – and WHY?
(Spoiler: There’s a pattern. Once you see it, you can break it.)

BONUS: “The Four Columns of Truth” – so you never again confuse manipulation with love.

 

WHO THIS IS FOR:

– Every woman who’s ever whispered, “I knew it… but I stayed.”
– Every mother who wants to give her daughter a tool that will save her years of heartbreak.
– Every woman in a “happy relationship” who knows at least one friend slowly dying inside hers.
– Smart, kind, intuitive women who keep giving chances to men who can’t even wipe their emotional noses.
– Any woman who’s ever said, “He’s not that bad…” while her soul quietly cried.
– And you, if you already know that this book found you for a reason.

 

️ WHAT WOMEN ARE SAYING:

“This isn’t just a book. It’s a mirror. I laughed, I cried, and then I said: Enough.”
– Aria, 32

“It felt like someone finally said out loud what I’ve been scared to admit. Like a sister who loves you too much to let you keep lying to yourself.”
– Anne, 38

“Every mother should give this to her daughter before her first heartbreak. Or even before her first date.”
– Kim, 44

 

THINK THIS BOOK ISN’T ABOUT YOU?

It is.
Either it’ll make you laugh,
Or it’ll hit you with that “OMG. That was me.”
Or you’ll recognize your best friend.
Your coworker. Your sister. Your mom.
Or yourself – ten years ago.

This is the kind of book you’ll recommend.
Not because you “should” – but because halfway through, you’ll whisper:
“Every woman needs to read this.”

 

WHY YOU NEED THIS:

Because you’re not crazy – you were just too good for the wrong ones.
Because you’ve figured him out – now it’s time to understand what you’ve been doing to yourself.
Because you knew he wasn’t right – but you stayed.
Because you tried to be less, just to keep someone who wasn’t enough.
Now it’s time to become MORE – even if that means he leaves.

If you still believe love will fix him – skip this book. You’re not ready.
✅ If you’re ready to finally choose yourself – click. Download. Breathe differently.

 

THIS ISN’T JUST AN EBOOK.

It’s a mirror.
It’s a letter from your future self whispering:
“You made it. You’re finally YOU.”

 

INSTANT DOWNLOAD – no waiting, no begging, no damn emotional pigeons.
The best gift you’ll give yourself – or any woman you love more than just “good luck.”

 

ONE MORE THING – TO COMPLETE THE PICTURE…

If “Jerk, I’m Leaving You” shook you (and trust me, it will)…
Then “Why Do I Keep Attracting Jerks?” will give you that deep, gut-punching, life-shifting “Oh f**, THIS is it”* moment.

Because yes – now you know who HE is.
But now it’s time to look at why YOU chose him.

Why Do I Keep Attracting »Jerks«? is the deeper layer:
– It shows you the pattern,
– why you gave priority, patience and love to everyone but yourself,
– why you fought for someone who was emotionally on par with a houseplant.

Together, these two books are your ultimate emotional detox & empowerment combo:
One sobers you up.
The other puts you back together.
Both set you free.

Add Why Do I Keep Attracting Jerks? – because saying “goodbye” isn’t enough.
You also need to finally say: “I deserve better.”

 

With Love,

Aurora Celestielle

 

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